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Happy and Sad

by The Microcosmic Examples

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    Don't forget the lyric sheet, with the troubador stylings of Y.S. Fing. Taking his cues from Bob Dylan, Jonathan Richman and Todd Snider, among others, Fing demonstrates the deep complexity in seeming simplicity, revealing the inextricable link between joy and sorrow.


    From songs inspired by the greats Woody Guthrie (Song for Woody) and Robert Johnson (Love in Vain), to songs about the obscure (The Victims of Yalta, Cancun12/21/12), from the furthest reaches of space (Black Hole Blues) to the deepest hollows of the mind (A Real Bad Dream), the band conveys Fing's essential, poetically precise and lyrically delightful, theme of Irony-with-Love - Enjoy!
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1.
The door comes flying open and the kids run to the car They're running so far, so fast, they don't know where they are They're running everywhere 'cause that's what kids'll do And if you've got a question, you have to run too You're sitting on the porch and the kids come screaming home And they're running up the stairs because they want to be left alone They want to be left alone, 'cause that's what kids'll do And if you've got an answer, there's nothing you can do They don't want to listen and they don't want to stay And there's nothing you can do because it's always been that way It's always been that way and there's nothing you can do And if you've got a problem, uh, hmmm-hmmm-hmmm-hmmm-hmmm They want to be independent and they want to be with their friends And they want to stay at the party until the party ends They want to stay at the party 'cause that's what kids'll do And if you want to go to the party, you can't You can't go to the party, 'cause you're forty-five years old And you were not invited and you're sitting on the porch You're sitting on the porch 'cause that's what parents do And if you've got a problem, uh, boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo The kids become the parents, and the parents have more kids And we've got it coming and going and I guess we always did We've got it coming and going 'cause that's the way it goes And if you've got a problem, the Wabash Cannonball
2.
Love in Vain 03:15
You might think I'm charming You might think I'm game You may want me But my love is in vain You might think I'm foolish You might think I'm lame You may want someone else But your love is in vain All of love's in vain All of love's in vain I can't explain how love is in vain But let me tell a story About a love in twain A man wanted a woman Whose love was in vain Upon his bended knee He cried don't leave again She proved nothing is sacred And all of love is in vain All of love's in vain All their love is in vain They can't explain how love is in vain But I could write a line about the time That you and I met I could tell a lie and I could sigh And try to forget If you want to live your life With someone like me Then you have to be in misery And if you want to sit beside the sun Inside the sea Then you have to read your history 'Cause all of love's in vain All of love's in vain I can't explain how love is in vain
3.
I can't get to sleep for the last three weeks You're harassing me with cell phone calls You want to be my lover but I've got another Can't you see I've only got two balls? Harassing me with kisses That's what you do Harassing me all night long You don't got no business Harassing me with kisses When you gonna let me move along? You're coming to the door And begging on the floor You're obsessing 'bout the love of your life But it's the middle of the night And I don't requite And you're making it very hard for my wife (refrain) I shouldn't have let you hold my hand And walk me home that day Now you can't seem to understand I'm asking you to go away I really do think That you should see a shrink For the cycles turning in your head Or I'll make a report To the District Court Asking them to take you out of my bed (refrain)
4.
I want you to know I know you have to go The bittersweetest love I've ever known Reminds me that I'll never really be alone You gave your love to me That's one way for people to be free But once you have existed in ecstasy The ordinary life is hard to keep I think I can be happy for you And I hope that you can be happy for me But every lover must say goodbye Every lover has to cry There is no use in asking why The fates decree, and the gods agree, that it's time I want you to know I know you have to go
5.
They never knew what we knew They only had to live through The fear and the death and the holding of breath And the being a victim of Yalta There were four million of them To be one was to be condemned To return to a home that was gone long ago And that's why they're the victims of Yalta General Volkov had fought with the Nazis Which placed him in moral paradoces Because he fought to overthrow the tyrant of Moscow Who only wanted victims of Yalta General Volkov had two hundred thousand men Who would rather die than be Bolshevik So die they would do for the Bolsheviks who Would make them the victims of Yalta And then there were the Cossacks of the Don Who had long fled the Soviet Union First went the men, then the women and children And they were all made victims of Yalta Locked in trains, they crossed the frontier And many were murdered right there But just as many more were transported to Siberia Where they lived on as victims of Yalta I sing for the kids who survived Who had to live their arduous lives Without mothers and fathers who'd been shot in the head And made millions more victims of Yalta If you fight for democracy You might think that people are free But not in this case, with a gun to their face They were all made victims of Yalta
6.
She was a Chevy Chase girl who took a plane to Cancun She said the earth is gonna be swollen like the last full moon It was cold and dark that day, but the rest of the week lay ahead When the sun came up, they were laying out on the sand With the wind and the waves and the water and the pelican Barefoot in a hammock, lazing and reading a book Grandad and the grandkids gathered up their snorkeling stuff Gonna search for the turtles and the fishes out in the surf She took a picture on the shore, and they swam out to meet their fate The wind and the waves and the water were strong that day Then the current started pulling Grandad out of the bay He tried to call for help, he knew he was gonna go down There was a woman in a kayak on the water about a hundred feet away It took her ninety seconds flat to row to him without delay She lifted him into the boat, and gave him CPR on his throat He coughed up the salty water that had got into his lungs He was white and non-responsive and seventy-six years young He didn't know it at the time, but those people were saving his life He woke up on the shore and everyone said he looked ok He felt like shit and went to bed but was concerned to say Thanks to the first responders and "I'm happy to be alive" She gathered with her father and her family on the beach that night They all said thank you and I love you and it was all right Some kids drank too much, and that'll probably be the next song So if you're ever gonna take a plane down to Cancun You better be ready for the end 'cause it's coming soon You better get on your knees and say thank you Jesus, please Ah ooooooooo Cancun
7.
They sentenced me to ten years in the hole They sentenced me to ten years in the hole And now how long is ten years, my dear, I fear I just don't know They put me in the hole for my crime They put me in the hole for my crime And now all I know, all I know, all I've got, all I have got is time And time slips away Time goes astray Time just plays with my mind They put me in the hole for my sin They put me in the hole for my sin And once you're in, you're in, you're in, you can't come back again I don't know if it's day or night I can't tell if it's day or night And I forgot, can't tell, can't see, I forgot what the color is of light 'Cause light slips away Light goes astray Light takes aim at my mind I'm talking to you I'm talking to you I'm talking to you I'm talking to you I'm talking to you I'm talking to you I'm talking to you I'm talking to you I'm talking to you I'm talking to Waaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I find that I'm talking to myself I find that I'm talking to myself But that's ok with me, I see that I've got nobody else The warden said one day I'll be free The warden says some day I'll be free But I can't tell, can't see, can't believe how that could ever be 'Cause life slips away Life goes astray Life just preys on my mind
8.
I had a real bad dream I was split at the seam And I thought that a monkey was crawling all over me I fell out of my bed It was a real bad dream and it went straight through my head I was sleeping in a tree, in world war three And the angels and the devils were fighting in Gallipoli I hung by a thread It was a real bad dream and it went straight through my head I was locking up the door in the middle of the night And a man in black came along and stabbed me in the back And I couldn't breathe It was a real bad dream and I threw myself into the sea Then I climbed the stairs just to find my home But the door was open to a great big hole of Swiss cheese And I felt dread It was a real bad dream and it went straight through my head Well, I told the doctor all about my dreams And I asked if he knew just exactly what they mean about me This is what he said He said "It's just a bad dream and it's only in your head." Then I saw Bobby Dylan all alone in my dream And I said, "Hey Bobby, why don't we sing harmony?" But he turned and fled That was a real bad dream and it went right to my head
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The beautiful Virginia walking through the woods She was on fire for the skies She wanted what the heavens and the vedas said was good She prayed for peace with innocent brown eyes Aaaaahhhh The villain Rajathana saw Virginia on the path He was on fire for her eyes He blocked her way with a gaze of lustful wrath He intended she would bring him delight Aaaaahhh Virginia asked Rajathana why he made her stay She saw the fire in his eyes She spoke of her devotion to Siddhartha and the way She wouldn't be persuaded by his lies, or his sighs, or cries And Rajathana cried, "I'm on fire for your eyes! I'm on fire for your eyes! Let me have your lips, your chest, your backside and thighs. I'm on fire for your eyes! AAAAAAAaaaarrrrrrgghghghghhhhhhh! Let me give you palaces with servants Let me give you wine and gold and incense Let me give you fragrant oil essence Only let me now, and forever, love your eyes." Virginia laughed and said that he was blind She knew his fire was unwise To lust for a gelatinous mass of brine and slime And so she gave him the gift of her eyes Aaaaahhh She gouged her fingers in her sockets, it was easy She held her eyeballs in her hand Rajathana backed away in horror and disease He knew her body he could not command Aaaaahhh The beautiful Virginia walking through the woods She was on fire for the skies She wanted what the vedas and heavens said was good She prayed for peace without her lovely eyes Aaaaahhhh

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Wandering in the blue-gray area between pleasure and pain, the Microcosmic Examples share the ambivalent joy of being unable to differentiate between happy and sad.

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released June 24, 2017

The Microcosmic Examples are:
Y.S. Fing – lead vocals, rhythm guitars, kazoo, harmonica
Noah Alexander – backing vocals, banjo, ukulele, mandolin, theremin
Chris Patry – bass guitars, lead guitar #3, organ #10
Tom Russell – Drums
Kim Auster – slide guitar #7

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The Microcosmic Examples are Y.S. Fing and whoever is helping at the time. We tell stories using cosmic American music, purveying irony with love to a kick-ass beat. Everything else is happenstance. Don't be shy about listening closely and sharing your comments. We want to hear from you! ... more

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